If anyone on here needs a holiday don't hesitate to drop in here. I have plenty of room.
Cool Coasty I just hooked up with this girl, I know she's morbidly obese (170kg isn't too bad), its just that she put on 5 kg with each of the 14 kids she had, and what with her work at the brothel and having to go for her methadone very day combined with the visits to the psych unit she hasn't had time to exercize. We were wondering where we could take the 14 kids for a break, and seeing you have plenty of room we'll head on up to HB. The father of 1,2 and 5 is still locked up, the father of 3,4,6 and 7 isn't permitted out of Vic due to parole conditions, the father of 8 is deceased (she sat on him accidently, father of 9 unknown, 10 unknown, 11 and 12 left the country and the father of the twins 13 and 14 rides a pink pearl GHP with lavender tuffs so we could smack him out easy if he gave us grief! They took most of his guns off him anyway.
So anyway mate I was wondering when would be a good time for me and Sheila and of course the little darlings, Marlene, Darlene, Sharlene and Arlene, the lads; Harry, Barry and Larry, along with Rick, Mick and Dick and the young uns, Timmy and Jimmy with the toddler twins Toni and Tony to come visit? The 4 oldest girls; teenagers God love em; would love to get out on the beach in their new bikinis, and the lads could always burn off some of their ADDHD energy by borrowing your bikes for a big ride (they have been so good lately even seem to be starting to understand the concept of respecting other people property, so I'm guessing the actual respect will come soon. We went 3 whole days without a call from either the police or the fire brigade last week. Rick, Mick and Dick just need a couple of litres of petrol and a box of matches and they disappear for hours so they won't be a bother at all. The young un's like to hang around mum a lot so they can get some milk when they are thirsty, but no need for any special consideration there as Sheila is happy to feed them anywhere. She's not the type to get embarrassed. Timmy and Jimmy are fine, they generally only suffer projectile vomitting when it is warm or humid. Toni and Tony would love it up there as they both hate to wear nappies and could run around without, they aren't toilet trained yet, but we figure it might be easier in a warm climate.
Anyway mate thanks for the kind offer and we'll catch you soon.
cheers tim
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